Just call me The Master..With Knobs on

A Snippet from an article in an online newspaper

"Killer manure

And not in a good way. Contaminated manure in Britain has not only killed the vegetables it was meant to nourish, the owners of the allotment plots where it was used cannot replant in the affected soil for a year.

A U.S. company, Dow, is responsible for putting an herbicide on the market, aminopyralid, whose deadly power is strong enough to persevere after having passed through a cows’s digestive system and sat around on a stable floor and in piles for months. It’s killed, damaged, and deformed vegetable crops across Britain, but scientists are not sure if it would be unsafe to eat the veggies. The cows aren’t affected by it, apparently.

The herbicide is useful because it kills weeds without affecting the grass around them. A ban has been called for, but as far as I could research, has not been instituted, though Dow is issuing warnings about the product."

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I’ve been 'Googling' a number of topics for Blogs and Newspaper articles to read ..Mostly around the Vegetable gardening but gardening in general as well …. What I’m seeing developing now is a status thing… A self proclaiming status thing … There was once a time when you were just a gardener ….Sometimes you may be referred to as an expert gardener. This was usually for the elder statesmen of gardening who had made it to TV … They looked like experts …They looked like they’d been gardening for 40 years and knew their plants intimately …..







Then came the fashionable gardening that arose some 20+ years back …Distinctions had to be made as the 80s gardener was a yuppie who had gained a diploma in this or that and played around with artificial structuring of the gardens, forcing plants to comply or die … Titles then were professional gardener and amateur gardeners … And people would call them selves 'Amateur Gardeners' as a self proclaiming 'reverse snobbery' kind of tense ..."Oh I'm just an Amater Gardener really"... Oh that’s right – and the professional gardeners now started to talk about plants by their latin name …..Which of course was taken up quickly by the overly keen amateur gardeners as a mark of their gardening prowess……







So I guess that it should be of no surprise that I now read articles and blogs of so called gardeners self proclaiming their status as "Master Gardeners" …. My father was a gardener for well over 40 years .. “ spose they must be clever people” he would say when they ranted on to him with their latin names ….







And this seems to be more and more the mode for Vegetable gardening now that we are being told to “Dig for Victory” again and to reduce your “carbon footprint” and reduce the carbon miles in getting a sprout from soil to kitchen ….Theres a $$ to be made now in helping the uninitiated set up their veggie plot and nothing helps the flow of the $$ than having a good status title like “Master”



Guru gardeners get announced occasionally ..Gardeners with great knowledge and wisdom and authority who uses it to guide others …..at a price of course. Even a Guru has to make their $$Million …………..



The latest article of note actually stated themselves as an "Advanced Master Gardener"!!! They must really be clever … . Just how far can this go I wonder ??



So – just for the record I’m self proclaiming myself as a "Super Duper Advanced Master Black Belt Gardening Expert Guru Expert" …With Nobs on …….



Beat that :O)



Right I’m off to plant my Vicia Faba before McD decides to plant yet more Brassica Oleracea Gemmifera Group :O)

Odd Sods

Has anyone grown or know of a tomato known as Cherokee Purple ??

Whats happened is that in rummaging through cupboards in the laundry (That leads out into the garden) I came across 3 packets of seeds .....Another 3 packets to my collection !!!  We are going to be so overloaded with tomatoes this year :O\  All the more sauces and chutney for us I say :O)  Any good recipes to share ??

Anyway - one of the packets is called Cherokee Purple and is sposed to have originated from that Native American tribe (is that the right word).... They sounds damned nice so will be trying them but just wondered about the advertising blurb ... as you do .... 

 

Of course there must be a hundred plus varieties of tomatoes ... What are everyones favourites ???

 

I've been off sick ....A cold of some sorts but it never really came to anything in the end .. .But my face feels like someones poured cement into my nose and sinuses (do we still have them as grown ups ?)  so my face aches in the mornings and I'm waking up headachy and miserable. I'm also aching especially around my lower back and kidneys  .... And then I've slept...and slept and slept .... 

And Boy am I bored ... I'm fine when I'm well enough to do things ... God knows I have a heap of stuff to get into .. but when I can't even see the writinging on the Monitor properly through Stinginging blurry eyes boredom sets in very quickly ... 

Whinge - Whine - Whinge - Whine ......

A recent A4 envelope from my sister has caused me some interest in my family history tracking again ...It's full of trees and writeups and certificates of the family on my mothers side .... We will never sort it out for my grandmother ...all too messy I think .... I aslo got a letter from a cousin in Portsmouth England which contained some marriage & death certificates on my Mums side .... The strange thing about that one was that there was no letter within it ...Nothing no name etc .... Now we had emailed briefly as to what I was doing etc ... and as we'd not been in touch for some 25-30 years I would have expected something ... Oh Well.....there's nowt as strange as folk........

Back to Grandmother ..... Her Birth Certificate staes her name as Nellie Eason Hodges..Sounds fine we'd originally assumed that the middle name of Eason wasn't hyphenated or anything but was a true middle name .... Death Cert stated her Maiden name was Hodges  ... But then we obtained her marriage certificate (2nd husband). Within that she has listed her father as a Charles Eason ...... !!!!!!  Why ?? Funnily enough I just re-read the certificate and a witness to the marriage was a L. Eason ...... And so on ... then you spend a few weeks scanning through censuses and the like and can't find any firm reference to any of them ........... That she was born out of wedlock is the obvious but then to have the name of her (potentialy) Real father as her middle name seems odd somehow ...... 

She had a rough life my Grandmother .... seems that things weren't quite the best from the start .... She lost her first husband to WW1. He was killed in action. Only 28 years old...... Her second husband was also in the military. The marines... A violent and evil man by all accounts... My Mother cursed him till she died.  I have fond memories of my grandmother, though I saw her only perhaps twice . One memory was of her using a pin to finish off a Players cigarette ...So she could smoke it to the very end. Way past what her fingers could handle .... This was in the street of the terrace house where she lived ... There was another woman there but I don't know who she was ..... The second time was to visit her with my Mum. She was in hospital ... She doted on my sister and I, but as a child of around 8 or 9 I was too shy and uncomfortable when my mum had me sit on the bed beside her .... My memories will always be of the happy old lady we visited ..... Her heartache and misery over the years I can only imagine... 

I wonder If I will  ever find out who my real great grandparents were on this branch of the tree......

 

  

 

A black Hole In Life's Story

Another week gone already !!!

Nothing of interest has happened really ...No really so very little that this past week will never be remembered again from a few weeks time onwards ....A non-week... A black hole in the life story .........

 

Depressing isn't it ........ Well Thursday afternoon wasn't too bad I guess .. A vendor manager shouted me and my manager to lunch at "Monsoon Poon" a delicious Malaysian 'Fusion" restaurant..... And while it started off a little 'stiff' and awkard, a couple of bottles of wine between the three of us plus a couple of ports and some great asian style food broke down the barriers nicely .....I found out that the vendor manager does Karate ... And so the conversation turned to some reminiscing  and me getting tickets to the Nationals Karate tournament this weekend ...... 

The afternoon gone ...As soon as I made it back to work with the boss the phone went and McD was telling me she was on the way over to pick me up .....

 

 

"Ello my Darlin!! :O) " I greeted her as I fell into the car..

"Oh great!!" she replied "Just great" .....

 It certainly wasn't a good ride home though and I was flushed, hot and very car-sick-queasy by we reached home .......

  

The next day I was invited by another 2 vendors to meet them ...It was a friday afternoon.. "why not I told them separately ... I invited one of my team members along to the second meeting held in the "wine loft" no less. A very relaxed and pleasant place it was too .....Some very very nice wines on the offing, I had 3 glasses of sav blanc ... "seresin mirimar" a local wine ...... And we chatted on for a couple of hours. Yet another vendor manager was in the wine bar and she came over and gave me a hug and a pat ... Knowing the problems I'm going through at the moment with work and facing some similar issues with my manager we can only share in our misery at present ..... 

By I came out of the wine bar and said my bye's to my team colleague, McD was ringing and txting wondering where the sam I was .......

"Ello my Darlin!! :O) " I greeted her as I fell into the car..

"Oh great!!" she replied "Just great" .....

A year in my garden #6.....- (plus the rest)...

 

Grumpy Old Farts

I don't know what McDs problem is ... I suggested in the week that we go out to watch a movie ...... "What movie shall we watch"  McD asks - "well there's a movie called "Grow Your Own" about people at a vegetable allotment" says I .... At which point McD runs out of the house screaming and pulling her hair out !!!   .... "Womans finally lost it"  says I...To my self this time........ .I guess she'll return one day  -  when she's ready ........ :O)

So maybe I'm a little too focussed on the garden these past few months .....

 But I'm not alone on that one - Check out the guerrilla gardeners

 

The Vegetable Garden

 

The above is the planned vegetable beds ... Beds 1 and 2 exist now ..Bed 1 is pretty much planted as written - the spaces that are blank have additional celery, spinach etc .... in mid spring I'm hoping to replant for summer crops .... 

Some questions asked on my previous post coincided with McD asking a similar set .... "what are we going to do with all those vegetables " she asks ... And so did Arbi !!   Well I like your positivity :O)  So far we've had a bird attack that decimated the cabbage seedlings ...well the green ones any way - the red ones they do not seem to favour .... A soil dilemma in trusting soil delivered from a reputible "green" composting and soil making company That in this past weeks winter rain has allowed a puddle(!!) Yes a Puddle(!!) to form on the surface near one corner of the 1st raised bed !!!.... And now we have iced cold 130kmh winds with sleet and hail at times slamming into house and garden .... I wonder what will be left ...........  

This was in our toilet !! Big Bertha of a spider it was ...

However, I think you will both eventually be right in that the number of beds we will create will be in excess of what we can actually eat .... BUT .. Does that really matter ?  I'd rather have too much than too little ... The plot of land in question is of little use for anything else ...So why not use it to it's max capability?? There are always the kids, M-in-L, and the neighbours to hand it over to .... Or the compost bin ... and really, secondary to the harvesting is the desire I have to actually do it .... The djd mini-everest ...'I did it because it was there"  "I did it because I could" .......

I can hear McD screaming again ....... 

Looking a little worse for wear from the weather - this cabbage plant has avoided the bird attack .....So far

 Jule asked as to who so many Brussel sprouts .... Well it's that block .. The problem is that even in summer that block will be too shaded due to the wall and fence to the north of it (Remember we are in the southern hemisphere so everythings reversed) ...What will grow happily are the brassicas and like ...such as cabbages, b'sprouts etc .........

Now of course I could very easily fix that with a few cheap frames made up with mirrors in them I have a bank on the west side of no use for anything and could easily angle them in place there to reflect sulight back into the problem border ...... 

But I have to think of McDs mental health ... And I can only image her reaction should I bring the the idea up over lunch tomorrow say .........

So - maybe not so many sprouts to be planted .... But definately will have to be stuff that can tolerate a little less than optimun sunshine on them ......

Jule Also asked about the lack of salad plants - well I'm thinking of putting the lettuces and radishes and some tomatoes etc in containers beside the back door for easy access as it's right beside the kitchen... There will also be tomatoes everywhere as well as I'm trialing a good few varieties this kiwi springtime ..... 

Jule was also mentioned that  that Squash (pumkin) and cucumber can cross polinate .. I'd heared this years ago probably from my father (A gardener by trade for 40 + years)  but in reality it is highly unlikely as they are quite distantly related (My books assure me).  Modern cucumbers are now bred to produce female flowers only !!!! Producing fruit without the need for male flowers ...Though they do produce some male flowers along the way..It's not been totally bred out of them yet ....      

After that It's down to what can we fit in ... This season will be about variety...Trying as many different plants as possible .... This may differ in future years as we decide on prefererred foods or decide to focus on crops we can store longer (such as potatoes, carrots etc ) .... We were to grow corn but it grows very close to us in the fields and it's usually pretty fresh and tasty  when we buy it in.. Though perhaps not as fresh as when you can eat it raw and sweet from the plant... 

Also mentioned were Okra - Not even sure if it would grow in NZ ...I actually like Okra so must read up on it .... and black eyed peas - Something else I'm not sure about ever having grown ... and certainly not cooked with ...Something else to look up ..... 

 

We have very large native worms in NZ ..This type live in the undisturbed clay and reach a up to a foot in length. Other species can be up to 6 feet in length !! But not in my garden :O)   

One thing we are to grow - but probably in the flower garden for digging up later in the year .... Is Jerusalem Artichokes .... Yum .... I love them raw and can remember my father growing some when I was around 9 or 10 .... He couldn't have liked them though as he didn't grow them again after that ..... So - this year almost 40 years later I have a small box of roots to plant... We ate one of them as a reminder to me and something completely new to McD ... They have a yellow flower like a sunflower on them in the summer so will look nice too in the main gardens ...... 

But as I said this weekend it's gales, sleet, hailstones, rain, ........ All slamming into the house un obstructed from the deep south antartic waters ..... 

 

Brrrrrrrrrrrr  

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